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What Should’ve Won That Could’ve Won: 1966

The Year: 1966
What the Nominees Were: Alfie; A Man for All Seasons; The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming; The Sand Pebbles; Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: That covers America pretty well, but over in Europe there was Bergman’s Persona, Antonioni’s Blow-Up and Leone’s The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

What Did Win: A Man for All Seasons
How It’s Aged: It’s good. Very stagebound, very talky, probably not a movie that would be rewatched very much today if it hadn’t won, but a worthwhile movie.

What Should’ve Won: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

How Hard Was the Decision: Very hard. There was no overwhelmingly strong candidate this year. So, for the second time in one decade, I’m invoking the Parasite rule, and awarding it to a foreign film (albeit one set in America that starred American actors speaking English (then dubbed over in Italian, then dubbed back over in English!)) What makes this a cheat is that the movie was not released at all in America in 1966, so in my little pocket universe, I’m having it jump the pond earlier.

Director: Sergio Leone
Writers: Leone, Agenore Incrocci, Furio Scarpelli, Luciano Vincenzoni, from a story by Leone and Vincenzoni
Stars: Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, Lee Van Cleef

The Story: In Civil War Texas, bounty hunter Blondie keeps turning in and then freeing criminal Tuco, but then, just after they’ve had a falling out, they find out about a shipment of gold and each ends up with half the information they need to find it. They reluctantly work together, but another bounty hunter, the evil Angel Eyes, is after the gold as well. All three end up in a squint-filled shoot-out in a graveyard at the end.

Any Nominations or Wins: Nothing! Not even score!
Why It Didn’t Win: Again, the movie wasn’t even released in America until it was more than a year old, so maybe it wasn’t even eligible anymore? Or maybe it was just that Italians weren’t trusted to do movies about the American west? The movie was dismissed as a “spaghetti western” at the time.

Why It Should Have Won:

1. I’ve said movies should have ironic titles, and this one certainly fits the bill. “The Good” (Eastwood as Blondie) is a terrible human being, and “The Bad” (Van Cleef as Angel Eyes) is honorable in his own twisted way. This movie is an attack on the self-satisfied morality of most American westerns, and thus an indictment of America itself. “You think you’re the good guys? We all know how good you really are.”
   
2. Rewatching Dr. Zhivago made me wish Lean had done our own Civil War next, because I feel like we still haven’t gotten the non-problematic Civil War epic America deserves, but this movie comes closest. Our characters are doing their best to ignore the war, but it keeps blowing up in their faces. A good movie about living under constant bombardment and just trying to mind your business, which is still the reality in some countries today.
   
3. Wallach and Eastwood are giving opposite performances, but they support each other beautifully. When Tuco has to make a tough decision, you can see a hundred emotions gallop across his face, whereas Eastwood just twitches an eyelid when he’s called upon to react to things. Which method is the greatest type of film acting? I’m happy to give them both trophies.
   
4. Tonino Delli Colli’s epic cinematography (using Spain to sub in for West Texas), with all its extreme close-ups, whip pans, and sudden zooms, created a whole new language for cinema, much imitated, but never matched.
5. The movie has so many funny moments! The funniest: Blondie and Tuco have stolen confederate uniforms off of dead men, then they see soldiers coming. Blue or grey? They see the soldiers are wearing grey, so they start shouting and waving and condemning Lincoln. Then the solders arrive and brush all the gray dust off their uniforms: They’re actually wearing blue. Cut to our “heroes” in chains.
   
6. I proposed to my wife while Ennio Morricone’s epic showdown music was playing, so I have a special affection for it, but surely we can agree that this is the greatest film score of all time? Just listening to the soundtrack album takes you on the full journey of the film. We’ve heard it so much now, it’s hard to remember how weird it is. Screaming is the lead instrument!

Ah, 1966: Now we know what that sound snippet at the beginning of Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power” was playing off of!

What Should’ve Won That Could’ve Won: 1965

The Year: 1965
What the Nominees Were: Darling, Doctor Zhivago, Ship of Fools, The Sound of Music, A Thousand Clowns 

Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: In America, Arthur Penn delivered his first great film, Mickey One. Orson Welles had Chimes at Midnight and Robert Aldrich turned out The Flight of the Phoenix. Overseas there was Fellini’s Juliet of the Spirits, Forman’s Loves of a Blonde and Pontecorvo’s The Battle of Algiers.

What Did Win: The Sound of Music
How It’s Aged: It’s a great two hour movie that is unfortunately three hours long. Does every single song need a reprise? Andrews is great, but ultimately there are tone problems as well.

What Should’ve Won: Doctor Zhivago
How Hard Was the Decision: Almost impossible. This was simply a year with no slam-dunk options. Certainly, the greatest film of the year is The Battle of Algiers, but I just couldn’t come up with any scenario in which that film (stridently anti-western, made by a proud communist) could have won. That left a lot of weaker choices: Stick with Sound of Music? Give comedy a chance and go with the wonderful-but-stagebound A Thousand Clowns? Ultimately, I decided to rewatch Dr. Zhivago, and I loved it. It’s not as strong as Lawrence of Arabia (which was made by all the same people) but in a weak year, I decided it still deserved its own Oscar.

Director: David Lean
Writer: Robert Bolt
Stars: Omar Sharif, Julie Christie, Rod Steiger, Tom Courtenay, Geraldine Chaplin

The Story: Unlike Sound of Music, this movie has tons of plot justifying its (even longer) epic length, so I can only briefly sum it up here. Doctor and part-time poet Yuri Zhivago marries his childhood sweetheart but falls in love with a nurse named Lara on the German front in WWI. As with any great European epic novel, he is separated and reunited with both women many times over the course of several wars, but dies alone.

Any Nominations or Wins: It lost Picture, Director, Supporting Actor for Courtenay, Editing and Sound. It won Adapted Screenplay, Color Art Direction, Color Cinematography, Color Costume Design, and Score. Christie did win Best Actress, but for a different movie entirely, John Schlesinger’s Darling (which is also excellent).
Why It Didn’t Win: It was clearly hard for the Academy to decide between this and Sound of Music. Both were big hits and widely acclaimed. But ultimately Sound edged this movie out at both the box office and the Oscars. Ultimately, feel-good usually wins over feel-bad.

Why It Should Have Won:

1. When I was 15 in 1990, I vowed to watch all the great movies. And so I did …in extremely low-quality VHS resolution. And the widescreen movies were all “pan-n-scan” (reformatted for square TVs, only showing half the original image.) That barely counts as having watched the movies at all. And even if I had seen ideal versions of these movies, it’s now been 35 years, and my memory is not good. The result is that I now realize that I can no longer claim to have seen many of the great movies. In some ways, this is wonderful: So many masterpieces are now waiting to be rediscovered. So I’ve been gradually rewatching them, and many have been spectacular. Especially the widescreen movies, which I can only now begin to appreciate, finally seeing the whole image. Like Lawrence, this movie would be a masterpiece for Freddie Young’s cinematography alone, and I’m so glad I finally get to see it all. (Lean originally wanted a new cinematographer, none other than future director Nicolas Roeg, but they couldn’t get along, so he returned to Young again.)
   
2. Omar Sharif blew everybody away as a fierce Arab chieftain in Lawrence. Could he do the same as a sensitive Russian poet/doctor three years later? Lean placed enormous faith in him to handle this very different role (an Egyptian as a Russian?) but Sharif rises to the challenge. Ali and Zhivago have very little in common…except smoldering stares of love (cast at very different objects of affection!)
   
3. Of course, the biggest difference between this and Lean’s two previous movies, Bridge on the River Kwai and Lawrence is the presence of… (can it be?) women! They do exist! You might think that Lean would not be able to get the hang of this new gender right away, but both Chaplin and Christie give wonderful performances as very rich characters. They’re both great at looking secretly wounded, though the man they both love is trying his best not to hurt anyone.
   
4. Directors teach you their vocabulary, and then they can play with that. In Lawrence, we don’t see the hero’s dead body at the beginning, just his dangling goggles that have been thrown into a tree. Likewise, where we’re with Lara’s husband Antipov at the front, he seemingly gets blown up and then we cut to his glasses in the snow. Longtime Lean fans know that means he’s dead, right? Ah, but then, an hour of screentime later, he shockingly shows up alive. Lean seemingly repeats an old trick, but this time he does it to mislead us.
   
5. We know how things turned out, but the trick with any historical epic is to recreate moments in which the possibly of revolution seemed absurd, which are so deliciously ironic. The most painful statement in the movie happens early on when one character reassures another “People will be different after the revolution.” Unfortunately that turns out to be true, in all the worst ways.  After revolution will follow Civil War, and that will harden all hearts.  
6. The best scene in the movie is one in which soldiers marching to the front in WWI encounter soldiers who are deserting. Before long, anarchy has been unleashed, and the first group joins the second, leaving just Yuri and Lara to struggle on. Lean is the only director who is at his best when he has a hundred actors in a scene.
   
7. He’s also once again great with trains, of course. This time he doesn’t get to blow one up, but the passengers still don’t get a pleasant journey.

Ah, 1965: Cars (like movies) just had to get smaller, because they couldn’t get any bigger.