Of course, the would-be screenwriters of the time weren’t really idiots, per se, they just didn’t have the skills that journalists had spent a lifetime mastering:
- Journalists had learned to write on the job, getting paid cheap enough wages that they could screw up every once in a while without getting fired, then sent that work out the door everyday without bothering to perfect it, moving on to the next story instead.
- They had transcribed hundreds of hours of actual dialogue, spoken by all types of people, about life-or-death situations. They didn’t have to imagine what an poor man might say on his way to the gallows, they just had to check their notes.
- But the most important skill of all was learned after they had transcribed all that dialogue. They knew how to take that actual conversation and cut it down.
This does not mean cutting a scene down to its essential information. You have to leave in the essential information and the moments that have a lot of character.
Great journalists can catalogue 2000 facts about a person’s life, then choose just the one detail that tells you all you need to know right away. Here are some favorites, paraphrased from memory:
- Steve Coll in “Ghost Wars” describing CIA director George Tenet’s childhood: “He was the best stickball player on his block—he could hit a spaldeen two sewer grates down the street.”
- Shelby Foote in “The Civil War” on Stonewall Jackson: “While his men were carousing, he would sit on a fence post sucking on a lemon.”
- Michael Hastings in “The Operators” describing General Stanley McChrystal: “He had been a ‘century man’ at West Point, a term for any cadet with more than a hundred demerits.”
What made me think of all this was that I was just reading the Entertainment Weekly Summer Movie Preview, and they have short little sidebar interviews with lots of different movie stars. It doesn’t occur to you as you read these that each one was chopped down from a larger interview, but of course they were. Presumably, each uncut interview began with the question “Hi, how are you?”, which got a bland response, so it got cut out… except for one:
- EW: Hi, how are you?
- Will Smith: Man, I am so good, it’s almost a damn shame (laughs).